No subtext here. People are naked.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just want to make out with him forever
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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