He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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