S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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