wakey wakey hands off snakey
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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