i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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