I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
