We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
whose parrot is this?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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