she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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