Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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