I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
