Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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