it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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