i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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