What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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