like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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