One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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