You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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