Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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