wrigley field is MILF paradise
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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