what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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