Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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