I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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