Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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