May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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