her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Alive.
So much puke
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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