She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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