is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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