Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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