Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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