she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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