I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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