Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think your dad took our porno
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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