ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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