I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
