Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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