Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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