And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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