I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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