well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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