Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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