Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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