He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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