you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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