Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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