Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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