Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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