I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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