i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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