I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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