so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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