Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I think I won the penis lottery.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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