Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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