Your tits are I can't wait for
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Just high enough for therapy.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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