i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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